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{phone rings} Man: "Hello?" // Man 2: "Hello please I'm calling to speak with Mr. Barry please." \\ Man: "Yeah this is him." // Man 2: "My name is Ahmed Amishmakan, as requested that we put your name on the birth certificate but we cannot put your name on it." \\ Man: "Why is that?" // Man 2: "First of all we have no way of knowing if you are actually the father." \\ Man: "Yes well I signed all these papers in the hospital before the baby was discharged and when the [unintelligible] came back, my name wasn't on it." // Man 2: "Yes that's because you're not married this is the way it happens in America don't know if your -" \\ Man: "Oh right, right. So tell me what I need to do." // Man 2: "There's no possible way that this Ms. Geraldine person could not have been with anyone else, please." \\ Man: "Huh?" // Man 2: "Is it 100% because we get this all the time and then we do the DNA test and then you're not the father. So I am asking you now so I can check off the little box, I have a question here I have to ask you." \\ Man: "100%, 100%. Go on to the next question." // Man 2: "Alright well listen if you want your name on the birth certificate, we will go at my pace, ok, i don't know- ." \\ Man: "Huh? Tell me what I need to do to get my name on the [unintelligible], I don't need this [bleep]." // Man 2: "At what point do you plan on marrying this woman?" \\ Man: "None of your business. Next question." // Man 2: "Excuse me sir that is the question I have to ask you." \\ Man: "I'm not answering it." // Man 2: "Well then I don't have to put your name on the birth certificate." \\ Man: "You asked me to answer the question I'm not [unintelligible] go on to the next one." // Man 2: "Ok, so you're telling me I should put down you're not going to marry this woman, yes?" \\ Man: "None of your business, I said the next question, no you're not answering the question for you so go on to the next one." // Man 2: "Smarty McPants, listen to me, if you're going to have more children I have to know because you're -" \\ Man: "Hold on a second, hold on a second. I can't understand your broken English, your English is very bad. Put someone else on the phone." // Man 2: "Listen my English is better than your English." \\ Man: "Where are you from?" // Man 2: "I am from India, where are you from?" \\ Man: "Yeah, India. Put someone else on the phone, will ya?" // Man 2: "Oh now you have a problem with India? Where the hell are you from? You're not an American." \\ Man: "You're right you [bleep] proper genius. Put someone else on the phone, will ya?" // Man 2: "You don't sound like somebody who should be anybody's father, I'm trying to help you here." \\ Man: "And where's your father, tell me? Out in the paddy fields he's picking rice or something. Put someone else on the phone." // Man 2: "I'm going to ask you again, are you planning on having any more children out of wedlock please." \\ Man: "I might and I might not." // Man 2: "Ok, fine. So should I put down you're going to have more bastard children, is that what I'm going to say? Yes." \\ Man: "Huh? Say again?" // Man 2: "You know I am very good at world geography and you sound to me like you're Irish if you're Catholic you -" \\ Man: "You're not very good at the English, your English is very broken, you're fixing up your words and everything." // Man 2: "No wonder she doesn't want to marry you, ok now I understand." \\ Man: "Yeah, yeah you're probably right, you're probably right, just go on to the last question, will ya? For [bleep] sake." // Man 2: "Excuse me, excuse me." \\ Man: "You're the one that said [bleep] religion, go on to the last question, you annoying bastard, will ya?" // Man 2: "Potato eater." \\ Man: "Huh?" // Man 2: "Yes you with the small [unintelligible] everybody knows about the Irish." \\ Man: "You don't know who you're talking to you stupid [bleep] go on to the last question will ya please, please." // Man 2: "I need to know, since you are not planning on marrying this woman, are you a citizen of the United States?" \\ Man: "I didn't [bleep] say that you stupid [bleep]." // Man 2: "If you're going to marry her then when are you planning on marrying her?" \\ Man: "[bleep] You ask the questions and I answer the [bleep]. Dont put your- so I'll tell you what, you write down whatever you want on all the answers, how's that?" // Man 2: "That's fine." \\ Man: "That's fine, is it?" // Man 2: "Now I want my- " \\ Man: "[bleep] Mahatma Gandhi finish them will ya?" // Man 2: "I'm not going to put your name on the birth certificate." \\ Man: "I don't give a [bleep] cuz i'm going to ring back and get someone else." // Man 2: "Listen cracker, there's nobody else here but me -" \\ Man: "Cracker? Cracker?" // Man 2: "[unintelligible]." \\ Man: "[unintelligible]." // Man 2: "I ask you again, if you're so catholic why you having the bastard children out of wedlock?" \\ Man: "Bastard children." // Man 2: "Yes, it's supposed to be -" \\ Man: "How many children have you?" // Man 2: "I've got four." \\ Man: "How many wives have you?" // Man 2: "I've got one." \\ Man: "I tell you every day you should get down and prayer to Allah or Abba or who [bleep] you ever pray to and thank god that you have one wife. [bleep] sake." // Man 2: "You are the dumbest man I've ever spoken to." \\ Man: "So does your wife have a dot on her head, does she?" // Man 2: "It is a sacred marking, yes my friend, yes." \\ Man: "It's a sacred marking." // Man 2: "Yes. Like freckles and a beer bottle in your hand. Yes your people have a very proud people, yes, yes." \\ Man: "Is your question finished, is it?" // Man 2: "No, I need to know was this a planned pregnancy?" \\ Man: "Jesus Christ almighty." // Man 2: "Look I'm just going down the questions on the form, don't yell at me." \\ Man: "This is the last [bleep] question, is it?" // Man 2: "Do you have any kind of hereditary illnesses or diseases in your family?" \\ Man: "Yes, yes I have all the diseases I caught from your whore of a wife." // Man 2: "So there you go again- " \\ Man: "Put that down." // Man 2: "At least I have a wife I care enough to marry her before I have little immigrant children walking around. I am proud to be an American, can you say the same?" \\ Man: "Yeah, you're a proud to be American with a [bleep] stupid [bleep] of an accent, I don't hear too many Americans talking like that, do you?" // Man 2: "You sound like a leprauchan, that's what you sound like." \\ Man: "Yeah, I'll tell you - a leprauchan." // Man 2: "Listen, you Lucky Charms eating bastard -" \\ Man: "There you go again with your [bleep] English, isn't it. Get off the [bleep] phone." // Man 2: "Barry. This is Dave Brody from Elvis Duran in the morning zoo, you've been phone tapped." \\ Man: "What? {laughing} // Man 2: "Your not-wife thought it'd be a good idea to phone tap you."

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